The Infamous Middle Finger hello

who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

bagelthins:

on todays episode of “i didnt know you were a hot follower”

animals-riding-animals:

cool dog riding water buffalo

oknope:

i think my iPhone is broken.

i pressed the home button, but i’m still at school

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

do a triple backflip if I’m not

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

by following my blog u are buying urself a ticket for the fun train

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

unsparks:

it’s not a selfie, it’s a snapchat

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

nishlo:

when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about

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