so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
i think my iPhone is broken.
i pressed the home button, but i’m still at school
breathe if im your favorite blog
do a triple backflip if I’m not
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
by following my blog u are buying urself a ticket for the fun train
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about