The Infamous Middle Finger hello
Artist: Unknown Daughter
Title: UnknownCandles
Album: Unknown His Young Heart - EP

darrynek:

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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animal-cross-dressing:

I bet Leonardo Dicaprio’s nightmares look like this 

youngblacksamurai:

hardboiledshawty:

I just sent this to Drakes dad and I am CRYING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

simoncowellvevo:

having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter

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shilled:

Gimmie

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

relatable post

softvillage:

when you drain the water from the bathtub and it makes the scary tornado

trapcartel:

If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch