If my child doesn’t turn out at perfect as me idk
I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.
THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD
yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa
bouncer: i’m sorry i can’t let you in
me: how about you have a little talk with my friend ;)
when u see the name of your state on your dash and you’re like
I LIVE THERE